You're so nebulous sometimes
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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