If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
ugly people sure do ruin things
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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