Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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