so that wasnt chicken after all
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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