OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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