i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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