So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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