is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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