How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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