The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We are two peas in an std pod
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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