Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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