I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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