i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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