please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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