That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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