You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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