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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.

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(859): MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT. http://tfl.nu/s1v1

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i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.

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(610): i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window. http://tfl.nu/q9w7

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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.

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(314): we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them. http://tfl.nu/5z6d

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That's cool how's he been?

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He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.

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(770): That's cool how's he been? (404): He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much. http://tfl.nu/1kie

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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride

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(540): he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride http://tfl.nu/4fyt

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.

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(910): Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically. http://tfl.nu/2hl3

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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.

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(613): Will you be topless? That will affect my answer. http://tfl.nu/lf7u

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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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(+61): Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones... http://tfl.nu/dtoz

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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.

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(319): You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar. http://tfl.nu/ei6k

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You used the best tools you had at your disposal.

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Slutty, slutty tools.

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(507): You used the best tools you had at your disposal. (651): Slutty, slutty tools. http://tfl.nu/m6kb

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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?

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(812): Is it too early to say this year has been a blur? http://tfl.nu/q8ht

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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.

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(606): after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls. http://tfl.nu/ni37

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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge

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(703): I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge http://tfl.nu/z423

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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.

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(803): I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly. http://tfl.nu/xwln

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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom

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(443): i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom http://tfl.nu/onuv

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