She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.