You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.