For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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