how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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