Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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