Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think i got beer on your cat.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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