the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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