it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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