You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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