Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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