he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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