That's intense
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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