is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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