Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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