I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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