If that was your dad, he is hot
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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