I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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