Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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