I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
