Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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