you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
