okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
