I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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