She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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