Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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