i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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