i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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