dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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