Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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