I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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