Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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