i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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