Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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