and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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