we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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