If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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