now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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