with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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