btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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