I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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